One million! If it was pounds, I’d be rich! But having one million absolutely smashing people following this silly channel somehow makes me even richer, in a non-transferrable, still-can’t-actually-pay-off-the-mortgage kind of way.
A massive thank you to everyone who poked/smashed/absolutely twatted that subscribe button over the past five years, especially those who stuck with me since the beginning. You crazy mothers. And if you haven’t subscribed but still somehow ended up here, hey, no worries buddy, we’re all friends – grab a cold tinnie and come join the gang. It’s only occasionally inappropriately touchy.